All Hell Can't Stop Us Now

Dec 16 Reblogged

i came to a conclusion

didyoujustslapmewithcheese:

in 2012 there’s going to be a zombie apocalypse, caused from the swine flu and/or swine flu vaccine.
So i’m just going to be in graduation like ‘FUCK YEAH IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT’ and while i’m making my speech Mr. Brandt turns into a zombie and i’m like “FUCK!” but AHA i’m prepared so i pull two snipers out of my gown and snipe him in the motherfucking head and everyones like panicing then we look outside and MAD ZOMBIES! then me, olga and khush just nod at each other and rip off our graduation gowns and BAM BADASS CAMEO PANTS AND ARMY GREEN HOODIES LOADED WITH SAWED OFF SHOTGUNS AND SNIPERS ANSD GRENADES AND ALL THAT FUN SHIT. While everyones running around, We’re like mad cool with our guns in hand. The zombies break in the school and start noming on people then Undead by Hollywood Undead starts playing and we start pwning the shit out of all these cocksuckers. Then when we realize we’re out numbered we dip out of the school mad fast and run into our badass pedo van and screech off and do that whole Resident Evil shit.


i know this all sounds so real.

…Then outta NOWHERE Sharon comes holding a rifle in each hand and starts going on a shooting rampage BAM BAM BAM! Making zombie heads and guts fly like confetti LIKE YEAHHHHHH


Dude I tweeted about the swine flu shots turning everyone into zombies like last week or so! This sounds like Call of Duty meets Zombieland or Resident Evil or something.

Notes

  1. hellskank reblogged this from snaketurnstoarabbit and added:
    best friends u guise.
  2. elegant-simplicity reblogged this from snaketurnstoarabbit and added:
    Rifles are good but, you need to know how to use ‘em. Get ready to run with 5 xtra pounds. Depending. You ready Lex ? :P
  3. snaketurnstoarabbit reblogged this from saywhatsharon and added:
    …Then outta NOWHERE Sharon comes holding a sniper in each hand and starts going on a shooting rampage BAM BAM BAM!...
  4. saywhatsharon reblogged this from snaketurnstoarabbit and added:
    You ain’t winning crap with no skillz~ Rifles bring this to an end. Besides, he’s just a decoy. I’ve got some real big...
  5. thegreatphysician reblogged this from saywhatsharon
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